Asscheek

A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.

1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

by Boooooollocks October 2, 2005

Asscheek the player

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player

Asscheek the player fingered himself

by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

Asscheek booty

The lumps of fat hanging off of your booty that sexually arouse some individuals.
It is also where you get spanked.

Person 1: Dude I saw my first asscheek booty today!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah!

by Salem, Massachusetts July 17, 2021

nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019

wilburs_right.asscheek

A good moot and makes funny content

wilburs_right.asscheek has the best TikTok account

by Olie592 December 28, 2021

tasteless asscheek

When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.

Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek

by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017

titanium asscheek

Like a regular ass cheek but extremely strong and in shape. Nothing can break it.

"Dude, I've been working out. Come feel my titanium asscheek!"

by MORMONGURL8585 October 29, 2017