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National ass grab day 

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep

National Ass Grab Day (#2) 

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

National grab-ass/grab-boob day 

Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.
Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.

National kiss & grab ass day 

Is a day to grab a girl ass and kiss her doesn’t matter if you have a (GIRL OR BOY FRIEND
walk up to a girl or boy and grab they ass and kiss them mostly a girl on National kiss & grab ass day

National Grab Ass Day 2018 

Grab some ass and smoke some weed
Damn I grabbed dat bootie while smoking a doobie because it's National Grab Ass Day 2018

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st 

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want
Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!