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ass-face
1. when one's face is EXTREMELY non-attractive
2. a jerk...a rude individual
3. a suck-up
4. someone with a double chin
5. someone who sucks up... a brown-noser
2. a jerk...a rude individual
3. a suck-up
4. someone with a double chin
5. someone who sucks up... a brown-noser
ass-face by Annrose Kryzel H. April 28, 2006
Ass-Face
Someone who is your friend and sexually harasses you so you dont tell them to stop because you know they will tell you they arent doing anything that bad. They hold your hand, kiss you, give you hickeys, & try and put they're hand down your pants. But you still dont say anything to them, and you think your a bad person for not doing anything, and think that its not their fault they are doing this, it's yours. And the worst part is that they are going out with someone, and they tell them you are the one who likes them.
And they dont think it's wrong?
And they dont think it's wrong?
I just cant do anything about that ass-face, he just wont stop.
That ass-face makes me want to cry myself to sleep every night.
That ass-face makes me want to cry myself to sleep every night.
Ass-Face by Baby Girl Beautie March 30, 2008
Ass face
Ass face by tankedinatutu April 13, 2006
Ass Face
Refers to a person whose cheeks are so bloated and round that it makes their face look like a nice juicy ass. They often times will have shit or cum in their mouths. YUMMY!
Ass Face by Pimp Master K Strikes Again April 4, 2003
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