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Ass-butts 

(Ass-buhttz) n. 1. Used as blatant redundancy to prove unnecessary terminology. 2. A negative nick-name.
When one says something of ill-intellect such as: "You're the most awesomest person I've ever met!". That is the equivalent of saying "most most awesome". At this point, one could say "Stop bein' such an ass-butt".

"Dude, you know those people who say "Irregardless"?
Those guys are such ass-butts"
Ass-butts by AnVillain July 20, 2009
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shit ass butt load

(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...
shit ass butt load by Booty Sweat PhD September 24, 2011
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poop ass butt scrape 

just a funny name to call one of your friends that's acting like a dipshit or just because you're getting sick of other names to call them.
lets go get some food you poop ass butt scrape.

ass butt 

When someone is being ornery while also being stupid...
"Oh yeah! Prove it ass butt. Come raid skinner's house with us." -Jimbo Jones
ass butt by ass butt August 27, 2003

ass butt 

When a woman has an ass butt, that means she's got a big nasty fat ass.
Look at that fat bitch! She's got an ass butt!
ass butt by tyler January 28, 2005

ass-butt 

A description of extremeness.
"It's ass-butt cold today!"
ass-butt by marko mark December 19, 2005

Ass-Butt 

A head-butt to the buttocks.
"Sally reciprocated Tommy's ass-punch with an ass-butt"
Ass-Butt by Champis November 30, 2011
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