Ass-burgers Syndrome 

This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.

"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."

Ass-burgers Syndrome by Yarling Warbler December 29, 2011

asspurgers syndrome 

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.

Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.

asspurgers syndrome by banoslibre September 7, 2014

Assburger Syndrome 

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

Assburger Syndrome by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009

Assburgers Syndrome 

it is when your body (most likely ass)
shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth

hey my friend just got dignost with Assburgers Syndrome

Assburgers Syndrome by pyrosef October 8, 2008

Assburger Syndrome 

when u shit out burgers

Retarded police man had assburger syndrome

Assburger Syndrome by assburgersyndromepatient January 27, 2009

Assburgers syndrome 

A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.

Janquilence: But I thought assburgers syndrome was-
Snansthony: Nope. It's this

Assburgers syndrome by keldard May 31, 2020

Assburgers syndrome 

A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner

No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome

Assburgers syndrome by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016