Ass-Douche
Ass-Douche by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009
Ass Douche
N. A person who is so egotistical that he has very little thought of the feelings of people around him. In short, a person who is too much of an asshole to be just a douche, and too much of a douche, to be just an asshole. It is time to reevaluate yourself if someone refers to you as an ass douche.
Ass Douche by Sarjas July 30, 2010
Ass Douche
noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.
Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.
Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.
Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!
You: Ass Douche
Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)
You: Ass Douche
Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)
Ass Douche by drifter45 November 6, 2011
ass douche
ass douche by anonomous July 18, 2004
Ass douche
Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢
Ass douche by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019
Ass Douche Bag
Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.
Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.
Ass Douche Bag by d2theb December 3, 2011
pansy ass douche face
also known as PADF
1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch
2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems
1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch
2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems
pansy ass douche face by m-cherry February 8, 2010
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