n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.

Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"

Fred Ass-tear by averygoodburger February 17, 2010

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Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

Rip Shit Tear Ass by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

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tear ass

1. To fart loudly; to fart with such force that it's as if one's ass is literally tearing open.

(Syn. "rip ass")

1. Holy shit! Are we under attack or did you just tear ass?

2. Roll down the windows. Bobby just tore ass.

tear ass by Mr. Filbert October 9, 2008

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