ass tear

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load

i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.

by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011

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When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through a table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017

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When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through that table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017

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When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.

"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'

by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019

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n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.

Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"

by averygoodburger February 17, 2010

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Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

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