Ass Puff

the act of placing a cigarette in your asshole and then farting creating a puff of smoke in the air

i feel sorry for sally who got second hand ass puff from her father

Ass Puff by the sharped dressed man October 3, 2011

Ass puff

It's were you go down on your girlfriend rusty bullet hole when she farts you suck it all in like a big bong hoot.

I think tonight's the night I'm finally going to have my first ass puff

Ass puff by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

puff ass 

When you eat to many puffs and you end up with a huge ass

Bitch gotta lay off the puffs she getting puff ass

puff ass by gstat March 14, 2015

Puff-Ass 

Person that tries to mislead you in a way that makes you seem gullible or stupid. Especially with their escapade fails and you didn't take the bait.

You guys are puff-asses for making me think we had extra homework.

Puff-Ass by CampfireCohort August 8, 2023

sugar puff my ass 

SUGAR PUFF MY ASS - General referring to applying granulated sugar, flavored cool aid, tang, the contents of a candy straw or Stevia if you are a health nut, to a foxy ladies willing derriere and anal orifice with a straw before you dive in and eat it like you have been stranded and starving on a remote island for months.

Can also refer to applying a generous amount of cocaine (mixed with sweetner) to the inside of a partners anal orifice before dining in, / when used in combination with sugar or other sweetner. (similar to Gack Blowing)

"The practice of filling a drinking straw with Cocaine, inserting one end into a willing anus and then blowing the cocaine into the Ass." - only used in combination with a sweetner to produce both a longer lasting high and great tasting ass!

I am really looking forward to sugar puffing that fine ass fox's ass and then eating it like a plate of shrimp, steak and lobster !
I washed my ass for you, please sugar puff my ass and then eat it daddy!

sugar puff my ass by MegaGiver May 28, 2018

Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon 

This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.

This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.

Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.

Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008

Pufferfish Ass 

Pufferfish Ass is used in a sentence that means literally just Pufferfish Ass alone. It's a lame inside joke that only a few people would get if their sense of humor is clearly broken.

Person 1: Hey, Pufferfish Ass
Person 2: LOL shut up

Pufferfish Ass by thotfulass November 7, 2020