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Ass Paint
Ass Paint by FunnyMrBiggs August 23, 2011
ass pained
"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
ass pained by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022
ass pained
"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
ass pained by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022
paint your ass
Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.
The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.
The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.
(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"
There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.
(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"
There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.
(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"
paint your ass by shawnesty June 29, 2012
Pain in The Ass
Pain in The Ass by Ally Shaw June 23, 2016
Pain In The Ass
Pain In The Ass by titas June 17, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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