Ass Wash 

The act of washing your ass after taking a wicked disgusting shit. This method of ass washing is a cleaner method than wiping your ass with toilet paper.

John: Bae, I'm going to use the bathroom, I just ate a large burrito on the way over here.
Jennifer: K, Boo

John walks out of the bathroom 10 mins later

Jennifer: What took you so long boo?
John: Oh, I had to take an ass wash, so I jumped in your shower. It was so disgusting to whipe my ass with toilet paper.
Jennifer: :o Face is speechless

Ass Wash by Crazy_Puggle August 31, 2015

Ass Wash 

Ass Wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of C. elegans for scientific study.

Bobby: "Man, that Ass Wash is some really good stuff!"

Frank: "Wait, what do you mean 'ass wash'? What is that?"

Bobby: "I was using my buddy's ass wash and it really cleaned me up good. Plus it helped me image my worms!"

Ass Wash by ElephantLitter October 9, 2014

NO ASS WASH APRIL 

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.

No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse

NO ASS WASH APRIL by shutupslover April 19, 2020

vietnamese ass wash 

This soothing cleansing of the posterior involves applying heated lotion to the hand and gently rubbing a path from the anus to the grundle for a period of 3-5 minutes. The more established parlors will conclude with a brief massage of the buttocks.

This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.

Nicky, Nech, Stanley, and I experienced a short hiatus to South Vietnam as ESL instructors. The constant lower body physical exertion of standing in class and riding scooters warranted relief in a general area from the waist to the upper thighs. As a result, numerous Vietnamese ass washes were procured to assist in our recovery from the local massage parlors during the duration of our stay.

vietnamese ass wash by Karl Karlson August 12, 2006

Wash Ass 

When you are wiping your ass over and over from an angry shit, it's time to hop in the shower and clean your ass off. Don't forget the crack. Once you've lost this wiping battle and have a rash, it's time to wash ass.

After 3 flushes and 20 minutes of wiping, I had to wash ass.

Wash Ass by IfYouLetMeDoOneMoreTrick September 17, 2018

Wash Ass 

To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.

"it's time to wash ass" "I'll be there in an hour I just have to wash ass first" "did you wash ass yet?"

Wash Ass by anonymous April 17, 2024

wash ya ass ho 

An exclamation, usually made during oral sex in which the giving party expresses his or her displeasure at the cleanliness of a woman's vagina.

Damn, bitch, yo' pussy be stankin! You need to run home and wash ya ass ho!

wash ya ass ho by jnauck September 10, 2006