Ass Shower

The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.

Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.

Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.

Ass Shower by PiePatrol November 10, 2010

showed my ass 

A figurative expression of rage.

"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they canceled my flight to Denver"

showed my ass by Dr. Jodi M February 12, 2010

After Showere Shit (ASS) 

A shit concieved in the nude before drying off, after a shower. Preferably after a warm shower to make the shit more pleasurable.

Damn! That After Showere Shit (ASS) was soooo nice. You should try it!

After Showere Shit (ASS) by WilBur77 August 2, 2011

asshower 

when sitting on a public toilet; and it flushes underneath you.

Dave :Alison, what the hell took you so long int he bathroom? Did you fall in?

Alsion:No, I got asshowered, and got it all over my skirt

asshower by alisoneleven July 10, 2010

[Assshower] 

The person who shows his/her secret parts by wearing small-sized clothes ( its purpose is to show it to see for the others )

Pete: Hey Dude !
Louis: Yeah?
Pete: Do u see this Assshower?? It's nasty !
Louis: Oooh .. omfg,what's that?
Pete: She's Assshower.Rather don't wanna know more 'bout it!
Louis: Yeaah,you're right !

[Assshower] by petqo March 16, 2008