ass potato
ass potato by Angry Goddess June 10, 2009
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ass potato by nobody else here October 16, 2017
Ass Potato
Ass Potato by patricia morarez October 13, 2020
ass potato
Turd. The implication is that the turd is large and bulky, like a potato.
Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."
Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."
1.
Bob: "Hurry up in there."
Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."
2.
Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"
Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."
Bob: "Hurry up in there."
Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."
2.
Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"
Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."
ass potato by Xtofer January 12, 2009
Ass Potato Pancake
When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.
"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or
2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or
2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"
Ass Potato Pancake by SubUrban Drummer March 19, 2010
mashed potato ass
An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.
mashed potato ass by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
Mashed Potato Ass
When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes
Mashed Potato Ass by ABlackMan69 November 3, 2010
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