Ass Pisser
One who urinates out of their anus. Also includes those who spew unbelievable amounts of bullshit, either promoting themselves or tearing down others. Highly offensive term.
Ass Pisser by Ninjow October 28, 2011
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Ass Pisser
A contemptible idiot whose irritating and useless behaviour metaphorically ‘pisses’ on everyone’s patience, thereby ruining the mood; a person who is annoying, pathetic, and a drain on a group or team.
Don’t invite him — he’s such an ass pisser, always bringing everyone down.
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully
Ass Pisser by duxb August 13, 2025
ass passer
Girl with ass: Oh deeper
Passer: You know how it is bitch tripod
(guy cums)
And then passes the ass to his friend blue boy.
ass passer :)
Passer: You know how it is bitch tripod
(guy cums)
And then passes the ass to his friend blue boy.
ass passer :)
ass passer by SynninxViemaa May 28, 2006
shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!
asskissery
the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.
She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.
asskissery by infinityx December 30, 2008
trump asskisser
A die hard Republican that will support Donald Trump regardless of what he says or does even if it involves sexual assault or other serious allegations. Undying loyalty to Donald Trump and his madness.
trump asskisser by JOBLO41 May 20, 2018
Asskissery
The act of becoming a seasoned ass kisser, to please a boss, or other person at a place of work or for personal gain.
At many restaurants, Customers are very important, thus the need to obtain a degree in advanced Asskissery.
Asskissery by Benjamin Allen Steele April 2, 2009
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