Ass Penny

The act of putting pennies in your ass crack and then spending said pennies in order to gain the upper hand on others.

John totally owned the cashier at K-Mart by giving him an Ass Penny.

by IT DEC October 6, 2009

Ass Penny

You know those pennies that are about 100 years old and looked like they were shoved up your ass? Yeah, those are these pennies.

Person: What type of penny is that?
Me: Oh this? This is an ass penny.

by Maxawesome7 January 25, 2020

penny ass

"Penny ass" describes the dimpled appearance of cellulite on a man or woman's ass/hips. It appears that he/she was hit hard in the backside with a bag of pennies, thus leaving dimpled impressions.

Man, she used to have a fine ass but here lately she's gotten a penny ass.

by TCDuncan December 9, 2008

penny ass

petty individuals who often but not always think too highly of themselves

I heard what he said, but ain't nobody trippin off his penny ass.

by tre4poe August 8, 2007

penny loafer wearing ass bitch

A bitch that wears dusty ass penny loafers

Max : you seen that girl with the dirty shoes?

She was talking ab you .

Jessica : yeah that's serah that penny loafer wearing ass bitch .

by Unknown author/Pimp October 12, 2022

ass pennies

Origin: Upright Citizens Brigade ucb skit-term

Meaning: Used to describe pennies that are inserted into one's ass en masse and then distributed among the world in order to maintain the upper hand in negotiations.

You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.

by Eberon May 24, 2004

ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.

1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.

by yo mamma May 13, 2005