Ass Mode 

1. A thing that happens sometimes
2. A way of life
3. Not a proper name for a DJ

"Dear Craig, I get nervous when I get to the dentist, what should I do to calm down? I dunno, got any suggestions Geoff?
Well... i'd take off all my clothes and.... Ass Mode."

Ass Mode by Armuun June 15, 2011

Ass Mode 

A term used on Craig Ferguson's "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS during the twitter and emails segment

Ass Mode

Ass Mode by CraigyFerg July 17, 2010

Ass Mode 

A term consistently used during the lead-in to the "Twitters, Tweets and E-Mail" section of Craig Ferguson's "Late Late Night Show" on CBS.

May refer to the practice of setting a cell phone to "ring" not with sound but with vibration. Worn on the fanny (or inside a fanny pack), such a phone would be communicating an inbound call in "Ass Mode."

"Stop squirming."

"Can't help it. I'm in (or: 'The phone is in') Ass Mode."

Ass Mode by al-in-chgo February 25, 2011

Ass Mode 

An intentional series of behaviors or statements by a disgruntled employee designed to harass the employer with out reaching a level that would result in the justified termination of the employee.

Ass Mode was first seen on the CBS "Late Late Show" with Craig Ferguson. Where Craig often say's something that is not politically correct or controversial ad will end the statement with the CBS catch phrase "CBS Cares" This behavior has also been seen on the "David Letterman Show" when Dave will say things about GE which owns CBS.

Craig will sometimes tell the audience that the show is running in ass mode because CBS is so cheap that the lighting hasn't been fixed, or a graphic was reused by crossing out part of it and crudely drawing in the new material

Ass Mode by duroncrush July 14, 2011

kick your ass mode 

Almost like survival mode, only like when you are totaly determined to kick someones ass.

I died because Taylor is a cheap bastard and waited for me on the edge, so I went into kick your ass mode

kick your ass mode by George Hoefer March 17, 2005

Assmode

Assmode is a way of life.

Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life

Assmode by pipes0069 January 17, 2012

Assmodeus

An excellent male pornstar name!

Variant of Asmodeus. See the definition of that word so you can understand why "Assmodeus" is a great male pornstar name. Get it? Ass-modeus? *rimshot*

If I ever become a male pornstar, then I know what name will I be called.

ASSMODEUS!!

Assmodeus by Mark H May 29, 2004