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ass mocha 

The frothed ejaculate created inside a rectum when penetration continues after ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to acquire a foamy texture that resembles frothed milk with chocolate - as in a mocha. This term can be applied to both heterosexual and homosexual anal intercourse.
When Elton John pulled his cock out of Clay Aiken's stretched asshole after cumming twice, his frothy load made Clay's gaper look like an ass mocha.
ass mocha by Cock Blogger March 20, 2009
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Ass Mocha 

The result of drinking a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and later blowing it back out in the shitter. It will will typically have a liquid consistency, be light brown in color, and have a rich Colombian aroma.
"Dawg, I fully expelled near a gallon of ass mocha in the shitter just now."
Ass Mocha by Mad Druid October 4, 2004

Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass 

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".
Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"

MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.
Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.
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