Ass Milkshake 

The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.

Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.

Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.

Miranda: OH SHIT!!

Ass Milkshake by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

ass milkshake 

when you put a bottle of milk up a girls butt, and she shakes what her mama gave her. take the bottle out and there you have it a nice bottle of ass milkshake.

she made him an ass milkshake

ass milkshake by hellxhope May 28, 2014

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.

John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.

Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024

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tits and ass and also piss and milkshakes by shit post May 30, 2022