The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.
Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.
Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.
Miranda: OH SHIT!!
Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.
Miranda: OH SHIT!!
by Dr. Purple Cock February 05, 2014
when you put a bottle of milk up a girls butt, and she shakes what her mama gave her. take the bottle out and there you have it a nice bottle of ass milkshake.
she made him an ass milkshake
by hellxhope May 28, 2014
What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.
Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 29, 2024
A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?
Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!
John: Damn that shit hurts
Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!
John: Damn that shit hurts
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024