Ass Message

A term used to describe flatus.

1. I just sent you an Ass Message, I hope you receive it soon. (the recipient then has the opportunity to reply with their own Ass Message.

2. Oh my god! It smells like someone's broadcasting an Ass Message in here.

3. Stop sending me Ass Messages, Man.

by PixelMonkey March 1, 2011

Ass Massage Day

Minimum 20 sec and Highest 50 sec if you do it

Ass Massage Day is on 24 april

by Urban Dictionary National days April 15, 2019

Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.

Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day

by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023

Serbian ASS Massage

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.

P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.

by Piggas in Naris March 12, 2023

Ass Kicking Ball Massage

Ass Kicking Ball Massage,A.K.B.M

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage

by Captain haha August 12, 2021

AssMessageDay24April

It is a very special day . You have to do it with a person who dont have the same skin colour.
A person who starts with A and a person who starts with V can it with Each other.
A person who starts with N and a person who starts with R can it with Each other.
A person who starts with K and a person who starts with T can it with Each other.
And the rest can do it with each other .

AssMessageDay24April has limits fx A person who starts with K and a person who starts with T can it with Each other.

by Urban Dictionary National days April 11, 2019