Ass Glue 

When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.

Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.

Ass Glue by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012

glue ass 

When your ass is so sweaty/sticky from physical activity that it feels as if glue is in your ass

I was playing football but had to stop because my glue ass was bothering me

glue ass by Fish-tickler September 13, 2015

apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit

little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass

apply glue to ass by Crackenheim November 15, 2025

ass glueing 

The act of repeatedly cumming on your sexual partners butt crack and attempting to make them stick together

Me and my girlfriend tried ass glueing last night it was freaking awesome

ass glueing by kingboy3 February 28, 2015

assglue

after experiencing swamp ass the sweaty substance dries and leaves a sticky reminence in between your cheeks; this hurts very badly but can often be solved by shaving or pulling apart the hair from one another.

adam went home because he was experiencing nasty assglue.

assglue by alatengas December 2, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020