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This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.

"Grow some balls, ass dick!"

ass dick by pookie March 22, 2005

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Ass dick

People that are bigger jerks then dick but not big enough to be asshole

A: damn Richard just kicked me in the chin
B: yah he is ass dick

Ass dick by xXxFiRE WiNDxXx February 24, 2015

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ass dick

Someone who has an ass in their dick. Also used as an insult against Gays and the Thai.

Tyrone: Yo
Bobby: What?
Tyrone: YOU'RE AN ASS DICK!
Bobby: Say what? I haven't got a dick stuck up my ass!
Tyrone: You're gay, and Thai! GET OUT HERE YOU MINORITY!
Bobby: :(

ass dick by 00jace no.2 February 8, 2014

shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up

Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

shit ass dick bitch by Penis bitch ass shit ass July 13, 2017

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bomb ass dick

A dick so good.. makes you wet when you think about it. and you can imagine it driving through you while you at a family dinner, and u gtta go masturbate

"jack! he has some bomb ass dick "

" how can i get over him with that bomb ass dick...."

bomb ass dick by chloe.88 May 27, 2019

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Donkey ass dick feet

The smell of a mans feet from not showering that can be confused for toasted shit

Where you happy when you woke up this morning?

No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet

Donkey ass dick feet by Boozer28 July 14, 2014

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nuts in the ass dick in the pussy

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!

black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
...
Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy by Mace May 5, 2006

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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