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ass dick 

This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.
ass dick by pookie March 22, 2005
Words you can keep

Ass dick 

People that are bigger jerks then dick but not big enough to be asshole
A: damn Richard just kicked me in the chin
B: yah he is ass dick
Ass dick by xXxFiRE WiNDxXx February 24, 2015

ass dick 

Someone who has an ass in their dick. Also used as an insult against Gays and the Thai.
Tyrone: Yo
Bobby: What?
Tyrone: YOU'RE AN ASS DICK!
Bobby: Say what? I haven't got a dick stuck up my ass!
Tyrone: You're gay, and Thai! GET OUT HERE YOU MINORITY!
Bobby: :(
ass dick by 00jace no.2 February 8, 2014

shit ass dick bitch 

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up
Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

bomb ass dick 

A dick so good.. makes you wet when you think about it. and you can imagine it driving through you while you at a family dinner, and u gtta go masturbate
"jack! he has some bomb ass dick "

" how can i get over him with that bomb ass dick...."
bomb ass dick by chloe.88 May 27, 2019

Donkey ass dick feet 

The smell of a mans feet from not showering that can be confused for toasted shit
Where you happy when you woke up this morning?

No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy 

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!
black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
...
Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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