Ass Birth 

Taking a Giant shit that is followed by a bloody discharge

I just gave ass birth to something that looked like Bill Cosby

Ass Birth by abe fromen May 11, 2011

birth-control ass 

When a woman takes hormone altering pill like birth control pill, she is very liable to have her fat stored in one place on her body more so than others. In this case her ass. This is far more than mere "junk in the trunk"
you uses this term when her ass is grossly unproportioned to her body.

Shes only taller than me when we are sittign down because of her birth-control ass

birth-control ass by Ghanandanourf September 7, 2005

BIG ASS BERTHA

This is the type of fat ass who gets 6 handfuls of krispy kreme and says i'm a let one RIP PPPPPPPPPP and shits all over the wall.

DAMN ITS BIG ASS BERTHA

BIG ASS BERTHA by #NIGGAMOMENT March 29, 2019

Ass Birthing 

Ass Birthing is a very strange fetish that involves a person holding in their shit for an extended period of time; sometimes for weeks or months at a time. Once the individual has decided that they are ready to "give ass birth", they attempt to push out all of the backed up fecal matter that has built up in their colon during the "hold it in" stage.

Ass birthing is very painful and is also terrible for your body. If the individual holds it in too long, it can be almost impossible to "shit it out", and at this point, the individual will need medical attention to remove the shit from their body. The ass birthing process is extremely painful, and usually causes anal hemorrhaging, and a horrible anal prolapse.

Ass birthers are extreemly masochistic, and usually end up inflicting life threatening harm on their bodies.

"Hey man, are you okay? You look like you are in a lot of pain?" - "Yeah, I'm fine, just in a lot of pain. Going through my second ass birthing, and it is constant pain. Going to try to make it 3 months this time before shitting!"

"Wow there is a lot of screaming coming from that bathroom!" - "Yeah, the moron is giving ass birth."

"I always wanted to go through the process of giving birth, but I'm a man; so I am an ass birth enthusiast."

Ass Birthing by aldougy February 26, 2014

Bartholomeu Ass 

A fucking legend himself, best name for a clan on apex, and the members probably get laid atleast 3 times a week. Also the single greatest name to ever be invented

Bartholomeu Ass rammed us in apex legends

Bartholomeu Ass by CleetustheFeetus March 14, 2019

Birch Ass

1. Indicates that a person is abnormally interested in plants, gardening or anything related to nature.

2. Hippie-like

1. At the party last night, Keith bored everybody with his gardening stories. When he told me about his new bonsai project, I almost fell asleep. What a birch ass nigga.

2. "Get off my property, you birch ass communists!" yelled the senior citizen when he discovered the youths sitting in a circle around his tree while smoking pot.

Birch Ass by dirtyseepage November 8, 2011

Birthday Ass Pic 

Get a free ass picture for your birthday

1: It's my Birthday

2: For real? Here's a Birthday Ass Pic

Birthday Ass Pic by Cupcakes69420 March 21, 2022