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Asnez has two meanings.

One meaning is someone or something that is precious and deserves anything.

Another is a very annoying and salty person.
Person A: Jason is a real asnez today...
Person B: How do you mean that?
Asnez by G a T o R a D e May 14, 2018
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The opposite of mensa.

If you are mensa, you have an IQ in the top 2% of the world. However, if you are asnem, you have an IQ in the bottom 2% of the world. In other words, you're dumb. Typically used as an adjective.

Pronounced ass-nem.
A: Why do Black people call each other Monica? Like 'What's good Monica'?
B: Lol. Monica you asnem af.
asnem by 360noscope420blazeit June 12, 2019
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A beautiful word spoken by Big Shaq in his song "Man's not Hot"
Hold tight asnee (my man)
asnee by Sand boy October 20, 2017

AGNEZ MO 

AGNEZ MO is an Indonesian singer, songwriter, producer, director, actress, performer, dancer, and a business woman. She was professionally known as Agnes Monica before amending her new stage name. The Western world may have trouble placing the Indonesian superstar, but MO has lived in the spotlight since she was six years-old. Growing up in Jakarta as a daughter to two professional athletes, Mo was a child singing sensation who became a soap star, only to return to her roots as a solo artist. She has since collaborated with everyone from Timbaland to Chris Brown and garnered a cool 35 million loyal fans watching her every move across all social platform. Thousands stream her new releases in a matter of minutes. Despite her immeasurable success during a career spanning the better part of three decades (and a recent move to image-obsessed music mecca, Los Angeles) the singer says she's primarily committed to maintaining her authentic. 🤫 Also she's the most awarded artist in Indonesian history ever with over 180 awards!
Dream Believe and Make it Happen! —AGNEZ MO

Vogue: Is America Ready for Agnez Mo?, Indonesia’s Biggest Pop Diva Is Out to Conquer the Fashion World

PAPER: Agnez Mo is as Big as Bieber (But You Won't Catch her Bragging)

New Straits Times: Agnez Mo is Indonesia's richest celeb
AGNEZ MO by badch00chie November 8, 2020
A description that summarizes a girl's figure, or personality, who is abnormally small,

but cute at the same time.
and with lots of brain power for her size.
and is constantly in search of new wonders in life.
Anezka by Bob Lovesky November 14, 2011
A player kind of guy that knows how to make out well and can sweet talk any girl into liking him, also has a body.:)
Wow i wish i was that arnez.
Arnez by Ay, Whats yo name? December 2, 2010
Derived from the region tribe in Nassarawa state (Nigeria) Meaning Perfect woman

You are a complex person. Very nice and very emphatic but sometimes you can be very defensive when you are in situations that you need to be. You are beautiful and one of the kindest people that anyone will ever meet, you may be shy at first but when you become comfortable around people you outshine everyone. You are very funny and have a great sense of humour sometimes too good that you hide your pain behind it but overall you are a gracious being and a lovable cuddly human.
Ashezi is a great person

Have you met Ashezi ,she is helping some people with their problems
Ashezi by Ilana's Iliad November 23, 2021
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