Ask, I didn't

Yoda when he is unamused with your irrelevant remarks.

hmmmmmm, ask, i didn't.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

I Didn't Ask

A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.

Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.

by Aggin and Aggin March 20, 2017

I Didn't Ask For This

A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.

Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.

by DownloadFailed September 21, 2011

I didn't ask you

A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.

Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.

by FLINFLINMODE April 28, 2021

I didn’t ask

A copout response boys often use when they know they are in the wrong, or think they’re cool. When in reality they really are not. petty.

person 1 : i’m going out .
person 2: i didn’t ask
person 1: lol ok????? think your cool?

by 12235567 April 15, 2019

I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.

Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.

by Emitts79 June 14, 2011

I didn’t ask

The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.

Guy 1: Hey should I watch the new Toy Story?
Guy 2: I didn’t ask.
Guy 1: You’re such an asshole.

by cosmiselite September 2, 2020