Ask, I didn't
Ask, I didn't by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
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I Didn't Ask
A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.
I Didn't Ask by Aggin and Aggin March 20, 2017
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I Didn't Ask For This
A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.
Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.
New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.
New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.
I Didn't Ask For This by DownloadFailed September 21, 2011
I didn't ask you
Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.
I didn't ask you by FLINFLINMODE April 28, 2021
I didn’t ask
A copout response boys often use when they know they are in the wrong, or think they’re cool. When in reality they really are not. petty.
I didn’t ask by 12235567 April 15, 2019
I didn't ask for a sermon
When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
I didn't ask for a sermon by Emitts79 June 14, 2011
I didn’t ask
The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.
I didn’t ask by cosmiselite September 2, 2020
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