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I Didn't Ask 

A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.
Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.
I Didn't Ask by Aggin and Aggin March 20, 2017

I Didn't Ask For This 

A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.

I didn't ask you 

A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.
Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.

I didn’t ask 

A copout response boys often use when they know they are in the wrong, or think they’re cool. When in reality they really are not. petty.
person 1 : i’m going out .
person 2: i didn’t ask
person 1: lol ok????? think your cool?
I didn’t ask by 12235567 April 15, 2019

I didn't ask for a sermon 

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.

I didn’t ask 

The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.
Guy 1: Hey should I watch the new Toy Story?
Guy 2: I didn’t ask.
Guy 1: You’re such an asshole.
I didn’t ask by cosmiselite September 2, 2020