RomanFoam's definitions

Premium Jackwood

The handcrafted, sawed and milled, sanded and polished, premium jackwood that comes from Charles Ledgerwood (Author Nobel prize winner GUEH, GUEH, GUEH) himself.

Picked myself up some premium jackwood today.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

Coleman Effect

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you you are carrying socks, drop one, and then drop another one whilst trying to pick up the first one.

I the Coleman Effect while i was doing my laundry yesterday.

by RomanFoam October 19, 2021

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

Ask, I didn't

Yoda when he is unamused with your irrelevant remarks.

hmmmmmm, ask, i didn't.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022