Better going then coming

When a you see a chic from a distance thinking she's hot then as she comes closer she's not that hot but as she passes you she has the hottest ass.
Man 1: "wow see that chic, she's hot, she's coming closer"
Man 2: "umm... she's not that hot"
Man 1: "ewww yeah ya right, but god damn she has a nice ass"
Man 2: "Better going then coming"
by Emitts79 October 26, 2011
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I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
by Emitts79 May 20, 2011
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