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Anything relating to Asian culture, food, language etc. Used to refer to East Asia in general.
Hey guys, I'm really in the mood for some Asianese food tonight.

I couldn't understand what she was saying, it was some sort of Asianese.
Asianese by cimexlectalarius March 19, 2010
The word my Uncle uses to describe those who possess at least 23 mongoloid chromosomes.
" Damn (Explotive Deleted) stupid, (Explotive Deleted) Asianese!"- Uncle Steve
Asianese by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005
A word used to describe a person which you can blindfold only using floss. These types of people usually speaks japanese, chinese, and koreanese.
Is that an asianese person?
Yes but he only speaks americanese.
Asianese by Faggot Chan May 28, 2018
“i speak asianese”

asiansexual 

A rare sexual dysfunction that cause the sufferer to only go after peoples of a preferred gender from China, Japan, Korea (All three are refered to as the "Big Three", like car companies.), Vietnam, or the Phillipines. Males hailing from the state of California are a majority of sufferers, though anyone from anywhere can have it. The most purplexing thing is that the root cause in still unknown, and scientists aren't really out for the answer, as it's apparently not all that high on their priority lists. However, it is doubtful that one is born being an asiansexual.

To put that in plain, everyday english for the simplest human to understand: Being an asiansexual means, in a nutshell, to only want an asian as a boyfriend/girlfriend/sexual partner exclusively, and to think that people of other ethnic backgrounds just don't quite cut it anymore, if they ever have at all in the first place. To prefer asians, but still like white girls is not being asiansexual. It's when you exlude other peoples in your hunt for the perfect mate.
An epidemic, or just a preference taken too far? Strange, or normal like the blue sky? Racist, or reasonable? I'll leave that for you, the reader, to decide.
asiansexual by Mr. Bird July 24, 2005
"Cho Kawanika is the asianest."
asianest by eruvanda August 16, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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