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Asian jeff 

200 full box dead
Im gonna asian jeff all over this guy
Asian jeff by Asian Jeff100 February 21, 2024

Asian Jeffrey 

Asian Jeffrey is a short, chunky boy who is proud of his petite penis. He is an expert in math, naruto, dragon ball, and anime porn along with hentai.
that kid is so good at dragon ball, he is such an asian Jeffrey
Asian Jeffrey by anonymous 199999 February 27, 2019

asianjeff 

Did you know asianjeff made a 12 yearold cream?
asianjeff by pesu12 December 31, 2023

Asianjeff 

ASIAN JEFF IS A FUCKING GOD ON FORTNITE, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WORTHLESS SCUMMY HUMANS LIVES WERE CONCEIVED FROM HIM NUTING ON YOUR ANCESTORS IN FORTNITE

Real definition: Asianjeff is a teenager in university who plays esports and streams, he creates his fan base by making fun of him self in a sence to make himself seem humurous
Asianjeff is a god and should be worshipped
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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