ashville 

this is an extremely rural area of the empire, state new york. large percentage of the population farms or races there family car. also refer to as the "Boondocks" the only place in new york where you can look out your window, push the cow off you roof to answer your neighbor whose asking you if he can pass through your yard on his four-wheeler. incest is commen.

gone down through the ashville to get my sisters baby i had the other day with her.

ashville by bojangles31 November 4, 2009

Ashville 

She is a cute person. Cutie ashy

Ashville is cute.

Ashville by Cutie ashy November 24, 2021

assville 

a town which is complete fucking ass hole and is annoying as shit and makes you want to rip your fuckin nipple off, deep fry them, and feed them to your best friends fucking gold fish

red bank and shrewsbury new jersey are fuckin assville

assville by dikembe mutombos November 30, 2011

Asheville nap

When someone ODs on fentanyl and has to be woken up using Narcan.

Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:

Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"

They then keep walking.

Asheville nap by smolkar306 May 28, 2019

Asheville Polyamory

Where a couple is polyamorous until one partner actually has sex with another partner. Then heads roll.

"Yeah, they said they had an open relationship, but it was Asheville Polyamory."

Asheville Polyamory by Cordial Spirits October 16, 2009

Asheville Curse

The given name to the effect that moving to Asheville, NC has on any unknowing individual. It completely reverses high hopes and aspirations into a complete and total acceptance of mediocrity. The unknowing victim is completely ok with this transformation

Only those who have moved away understand its effects and become immune to the curse.

I had a 3.5 GPA in high school and acceptance to college, but I think working at Office Max for the rest of my life is fine with me. I have succumbed to the Asheville Curse.

Asheville Curse by The Real Shocky January 5, 2012

Asheville High School 

A school in Asheville that has a retarded snow make-up policy.

Person 1: I go to asheville high school and we missed a week of school due to "snow." Now we have no spring break and school on saturdays.

Person 2: That sucks!

Asheville High School by boredinfrench January 21, 2011