Ashley Walton

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Born 1990 in Chicago, Illinois. Musician singer/songwriter, plays guitar, piano, produces, and raps. Snowboarder. She's attended boarding school and is very worldly. She is very caring, easy to get along with, and strong. Friendly and Nice. She is an Octagon Girl in the world of MMA. Her Album "Momentary Sense of Forever" is now available on online retailers.

Ashley Walton is awesome

Ashley Walton by i'd kno February 3, 2010

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Ashley Waldon

Ashley Waldon is many things. Most words can't truly describe her though. To say she is beautiful would be a grand understatement. To say her beauty goes far beyond that of any other girl in the world would be close, but still not enough. When describing her it is impossible not to mention her wonderfully blue and captivating eyes. Looking at her eyes is like looking at the ocean. It's so grand and perfect that you can't help but be in awe at how something could be so breathtaking and enchanting at the same time. Ashley is remarkably unique. Most people are said to be one in a million. Ashley is said to be one in infinity. She is the type of person that will never be replicated due to the fact the universe can only handle all of her awesomeness once. Of course Ashley is much more than a ridiculously gorgeous girl. She has a heart like no other. It is often said to be loved by Ashley is one of the greatest things a person can experience. As you can expect whatever guy Ashley picks must be the luckiest guy in the known universe. Ashley tries so hard and cares so much for the people in her life. Obviously a girl this great is not without fault. She has a tendency to be "difficult" at times but she does it with such elegance that you can't help but love her for it. Ashley can simply be described as a fantastic and ever changing enigma with a natural grace that tends to defy logic because she does what she wants. Or to put all of this into one word Bueno

Guy 1: Did you see Ashley Waldon over there?
Guy 2: (turns to look and is instantly mesmerized and rendered speechless by her beauty)

Ashley Waldon by Jaren Logic November 5, 2014

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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