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Ashley T 

Ashley is a cool kid. She is a cheerleader and can kick so high it will hit you in the face. She goes by Smashley or Chunky Nugget and straight up sexy.
I sure do love Ashley T!
Ashley T by Shmari July 22, 2009
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Ashley Tomlin

Describable none other than a very thing and wirey man, probably the spawn of J. Edgar Hoover with Cromwellian tendencies of stamping out opposing views on mock exams, his handling of the staff and ultimately his ability to effectively control the pandemic. He's long given up the stakeout, the binoculars and the wire taps in favour of installing more cameras right outside the s-block to prevent misdemeanors from the students and the subsequent microphones in the cameras to prevent criticism of him. Some never return. The more criticizing of him the discussion topic is, the crueler his Xi Jinping-like tactics and his iron fist becomes. His past is riddled with rejection, depression, lack of a 20 grand kitchen (with an island in the middle), lack of a 17 grand silver ford fiesta, inability to properly cover up his oppressive tactics or maintain friendships. This arena or "school" is precisely the drug he need to fulfill his illusions of grandeur and the taste of power over others. Oppose him and his secret police consisting of Swaffer, Mulligan and Brooker will silence you quickly and effectively. Avoid him at all costs and find real humans to talk to.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Ashley Tomlin?"
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
Ashley Tomlin by awootism1212121 November 13, 2020

Ashley-Tia 

An activity of sexual pleasure.

To Ashley-Tia is to mouth-fuck someone and use all of your body's strength to get it as deep and hard as possible. It can be performed by two people or performed with a group of people.
Person A:I'm feeling so hard
Person B:That's good, I've been wanted to Ashley-Tia all night
Person A:Brilliant, I've been working out recently
Ashley-Tia by eedeelfc May 26, 2013

Danny Stone and Ashley Tisdale

Stone was born in Spokane, Washington. He is known for his friendship with actress Ashley Tisdale. Stone is also a Licensed Massage Therapist, and graduated Nevada School of Massage Therapy back in December 2010. Ashley Tisdale is the reason why Danny Stone is somewhat of an international sensation.
Danny Stone and Ashley Tisdale make the perfect couple.

Ashley Tay 

Ashley Tay is usually a short girl with no hair. She is known to be a bad codm player and doesnt know the meaning of sports. Usually, she will only hang out with Xavier.
Is that Ashley Tay? I cant believe she isnt with Xavier.
Ashley Tay by plantlord420 May 15, 2020

Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny 

The official team name that Ashley Tisdale gave to Danny Stone's followers on twitter, because he has absolutely no creativity to figure out a team name for his own followers. If you're a die hard fan of Ashley Tisdale, then most likely you probably know who this loser Danny Stone is. If you don't know who he is, you're not missing much. He's just another pointless internet celebrity that everybody follows on twitter just because he was able to blast up Ashley Tisdale's skirt. If you wanna be like everyone else and hop on the bandwagon of fools, then follow Danny Stone on twitter.
Dude, im qualified to be an official Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny because I'm following him on twitter. In reality he's a nobody but the ex boyfriend of a broken down Disney star. There's no other reason why he's famous.

Ashley Turner 

A girl that's one of a kind, the most rare female on the face of the earth, the kind that every boy dreams about, the kind that you long for, the kind that you think is out of this world.A drop dead gorgeous girl with an amazing figure, and the body of a goddess!
Ashley Turner prettiest girl you'll meet.
Ashley Turner by sillywillyyyyy January 8, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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