An athlete (recreationally. I did some athletics when she was 10) spit bars (She tells people off when they are annoying ) connoisseur of wine (She orders the cheapest bottle of wine on the wine list and pretends to know what she is doing
ashlanic (ashlane) is a place that is basically hell on earth,no man would ever enter or attempt to leave,only 3 known people have ever survived that evil hellish place.
i wont be in this ashlanic hell no more i cant do this shitimakms
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.