Ashfact 

An answer, statement or rebuttal that may or may not be true, said with sarcasm and belittlement

The answer you gave me is an ashfact

Ashfact by Butson June 3, 2021

Ashface 

An otherworldy being that became human to transform and evolve our various art forms. She specializes in healing methods and the creation of beauty and meaningful art. She crafts masterpieces in order to anchor a higher level of conscious understanding for the humans. Her physical appearance shines with the illustrious glow of her thoughts, passion and creativity that push the boundaries of human expression.

Human: "Wow, this world is so doomed."
Earthling: "Don't worry, sunflowers grow here!"
Human: "What do you mean?"
Earthling: "It means that this planet is protected and has been marked
for accelerated evolution. It means that Ashface is here."

Ashface by followtheclouds_ February 28, 2015

Ashface 

A person who exudes confidence. An original human being who only spreads positivity...Often misunderstood, but loved to no end. Those who dislike/mock her are just envious of her personality and her ability to stand out without care of judgement. Someone who embraces their true nature, their love for creativity and love itself.

Find her online and read her amazing website dedicated to making the world a better place and making people smile.

"Hey look at this rock I just found."
"oh cool, that's actually a gem!"

"I'ma call it "Ashface""

Ashface by JLFoo October 19, 2012

Ashface 

A brave soul that has survived tremendous cruelty whose spirit cannot be extinguished. The embodiment of the immortal phoenix in a person who has a face that poetically proclaims "In the ashes we will grow."

"She gave me a fierce glance, her eyes reflecting the wisdom of having been through hell and back"
"Whoa, she gave you the Ashface"

Ashface by Nirry February 19, 2015

assfacts 

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

assfacts by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

ashfaced

To be camping or near a fire outside and the wind quickly changes direction blowing smoke and ash in your face.

SHIT! i just got ashfaced

ashfaced by z March 19, 2005

assfactor

The counterweight involved in an ugly girl's nice ass. That which offsets buckledness.

She is fucking ugly dog. Ya, but consider the assfactor

assfactor by yesme May 6, 2005