Austin, TX

The armpit of Texas.
Also known for being a hippie hangout, and a place to go for good BBQ.

Longhorns are frequently seen there, drunk and fighting.
Boss: You are being re-assigned to Austin, TX.

Employee: Hell no! Any place but Austin! I quit!
by Z March 12, 2004
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aimboss

To instant message someone while they are typing, so that they begin typing in the window that pops up containing your instant message.
Jenny: ice day, Frank

Anna: Looks like I aimbossed you, pwnt!
by Z August 09, 2004
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boredom

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?
by Z October 03, 2004
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ghetto palace

A run-down house or building in the ghetto, neglected on the outside to avoid attracting attention, but redone like the Ritz hotel on the inside. For rich people who don't mind living in the ghetto.
He drove his piece-of-shit car up to his ghetto palace, awaiting a relaxing game from his plush-leather recliner while sipping 1897 malt liquor.
by Z July 19, 2004
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CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob
The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.
by Z June 15, 2004
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hcf

Halt and Catch Fire. Obscure but legendary microprocessor operation, supposedly included for test purposes, that could actually ruin the CPU chip.
"So, how do I end this program?"
"HCF."
"How do I pause in the middle?"
"HCF."
"How do I terminate a loop?"
"HCF."
by z October 27, 2004
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Che

Che- meaning "far out", "wow, thats neat" in New Zealand Maori
by Z May 12, 2004
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