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The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.
If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
ass factor by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009
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ass factor • ass factory • Asspactory • assfacts • Assraptor • asfector • assfacious • assfagmorgasm • assfarter • asspectorate
Assraptor
"hey katie have you assraptored tom yet?"
"no not yet nikki, but as soon as i see that nice piece of ace il pounce on that like a cheetah on a wildebeast"
"no not yet nikki, but as soon as i see that nice piece of ace il pounce on that like a cheetah on a wildebeast"
Assraptor by ASSRAPTORSINC October 12, 2008
Asspactory
synonymous with "jail"
Bubba and John say they is gonna get married. They met in the Asspactory a while back when Bubba was doin' two years for aggravated sodomy.
Asspactory by Dr. Manuel April 20, 2004
Awkfactory
A person who generates awkwardness with the speed and efficiency of an assembly-line of factory workers.
"Oh my god, Susan is such an awkfactory...especially when she's drunk. The other night she spent the whole party trying to setup my friend and his ex. It was bad."
Awkfactory by BBSC December 12, 2009
assfacts
"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.
These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.
These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.
assfacts by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Ass Factor
Ass factor
-Noun
1. a measurement of taste as it relates to ass. Ass factors range in severity from 0 to 10 where 0 is tasty and 10 is absolutely nasty. An ass factor of 5 is generally considered to be the transition from palatable to unpalatable.
Origin: The term "ass factor" originated from a hiking trip in Fundy National Park in 2009. The term was adopted by the group to describe the edible wild plants being collected and tasted.
-Noun
1. a measurement of taste as it relates to ass. Ass factors range in severity from 0 to 10 where 0 is tasty and 10 is absolutely nasty. An ass factor of 5 is generally considered to be the transition from palatable to unpalatable.
Origin: The term "ass factor" originated from a hiking trip in Fundy National Park in 2009. The term was adopted by the group to describe the edible wild plants being collected and tasted.
Ass Factor by afloat.ca July 12, 2010
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Striver
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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