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As Seen On TV 

Anything I've ever bought with an "As Seen On TV" seal on it is a Piece of Shit!
As Seen On TV by paulieboy1 July 9, 2018
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As Seen On Tv 

Translated: Junk to clutter your living space such as mops, pet hair removers, brooms, plastic exercise equipment and ugly bras. This crap is targeted to the old folks, the unemployed, and women who call in sick to work market, who watch television in the mid morning and after 2am.
Huge font advertising on boxes of clearance items in Walmart "As Seen On TV"!
As Seen On Tv by KImCobain July 30, 2017

As Seen On TV 

Term to be used as an adjective, to describe when a situation or conversation is or was so cliche, stereotypical or fake in content or feeling that it seems as if it could only be on TV. Abbreviated ASOT.
When Jimmy and dad had one of those 'father-son moments' after they decided it was best not to tell mom about Jimmy sneaking out in her car to see Jane, it was entirely As Seen On TV.
As Seen On TV by Quinn Allen June 30, 2007

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026