Articuno 

One of the rarest of rare legendary bird pokemon. With its ice beam of death and feathers of crimson blue, no foe stands a chance against this pokemon's awesome might. No other legendary bird can compare. Articuno is and will forever be the most badass pokemon in existence.

"My Articuno can destroy your Zapados"

Articuno by Dr. Brown October 30, 2013

Articuno 

Ice Birdie Queen Pimpstress the Pokémon.

The coolest. The hottest. The iciest.

Hey look, it's ma ARTICUNOOOOOOO!

Articuno by Allison...yeah November 15, 2004

Articuno 

A VERY Overrated legendary bird Pokémon. Can't compare to legendaries likek Groudon, Kyogre, Nihligeo, and especcially NOT Mewtwo. Or even Psuedo-Legendaries like Garchomp, Dragonite, Tyranitar, or Salemence. Or Strong 3rd Evolution Pokemon like Ryphedor, Venasaur, Typhlosion, Swampert, Beedrill, ect.

PKMN Trainer 1: Man, I failed to get an Articuno with an Ultra Ball. Twice!
PKMN Trainer 2: Don't bother, Articuno's overrated. Go steal a Regice or a Rayquaza from Giovanni instead.

Articuno by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Articuno

To jack off in the Denny's parking lot at 10am.

Yeah, I did an Articuno this morning in Pittsburgh.

Articuno by Aydencuno October 21, 2025

Articunoing 

Right before the male ejaculates in the female's vagina, the male blows cold air on the female's face in missionary position. The female knows what is intended and moans "Articuno, use Ice Beam!~". When the male ejaculates, he hides his arms in his sleeves and start to flap them while screaming "Articuno!". This to the immeasurable/legendary ecstasy and pleasure of the female.

A: "Hey dude, it's cold outside. Why aren't you wearing your coat?"
B: "I know man, my coat got dirty after I was Articunoing this slut last night."
A: "Happens to the best of us, bro."

Articunoing by Cresceda December 18, 2018

articulo 

In the moment of.

Time of Crisis.

articulo mortis-- (At the moment of death)

articulo by H8Full1 October 26, 2012

Articuning 

The act of shoving ice cubes in every hole of your partner, then shoving the ice cubes further down each hole by using your dick as a plunger

A fantasy of Jacob's was to start articuning Ainsley in the middle of class.

Articuning by KamiLilBird November 15, 2018