A narcissist who is also a huge arsehole. Vain and self-obsessed, to the detriment of others.
My friend talks about herself all the time. She is amazingly unaware of her own faults and imperfections. She constantly takes advantage of everyone around her. No one is as important as her, and she outdoes everything you do/ say. You’ve been on holiday to Tenerife, she’s been to Elevenerife. She’s such an arseissist.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).