Arokisma is a term that may be used to describe someone who lacks the feelings of kismesissitudes, Kismesis, or the black romance quadrant in general. Homestuck
Kankri: Did you hear that my dancestor, Karkat. Is Arokisma?
The spork god. He created "New Spork", and made a holiday: "Sporkfest"
Guy 1: Oh my god! There's Arokh, the god of sporks!
Guy 2: Wow! I must go and get his autograph
Guy 1: Me too, let me get out my futuristic notepad (With spork rings, to hold the paper together)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.