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When a woman uses her forearm to make a man ejaculate on her arm generally between her wrist and up to her elbow by sliding, rubbing and massaging up and down and varying between a circular motion on his penis with the length of her forearm until he orgasms on it. A variation of an armjob is where she get both of her forearms together parallel to each other by keeping her hands clasped together, with his penis sandwiched in between both forearms, sliding them together parallel to each other at the same time with his penis in between them from her wrists to elbows back and forth until he ejaculates onto both of her forearms. The sensation of both her forearms sliding up and down simultaneously against each side of his shaft is exquisite! The most comfortable way for her to do this is for the guy to lay on his back while she sits on his knees straddling them while leaning forwards to his crotch area with both her arms. Both of these armjob methods are a more exciting sensation than just a handjob!
Ohh babe, I love it when you jerk me off with an armjob!
Armjob by Iliketallwomen June 5, 2017
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When a girl touches a guy's dick with her arm.

Referenced in Kenny Vs. Spenny
Spenny: She touched my dick, doesn't that count as a handjob?
Cameraman: Nice armjob
armjob by Danny Blaine June 20, 2012
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Hey Anoosh, inch es anum? when did you get that fancy armobile? It's so shiny and tinted!
Armobile by armosgoindum March 15, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016