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Area Code 

A new improved way to rate girls, improving on the 1-10 scale. Just like an area code, let's say 212 for example, there are three digits in this rating scale.

The first number corresponds the girls face, from numbers 1-9, 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.

The second number corresponds if the judging male will have sex with the said girl. 0- I would never have sex with said women. 1- absolutely I would stick my pleasure stick in that camtoe. And the last possible digit, 2, meaning that the male would have sex with her only under the manipulating influence of alcohol.

The last digit of the area code is based on the said female's body 1-9. 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.

To keep this rating system under wraps, a group of males will never ask what's that girl's area code. He will always ask the male, who are you texting? This keeps the code safe and in control.
A group of males at a bar, scanning the scene for potential mates, while standing next to their female friends, use the area code scale to judge the females at the bar.

Male 1: (Points out a certain female group) Who are ypu texting?

Male 2: I'm texting three people at the moment, 617, 503, 504, what do you think?

Male 1: No way, I can only text 717's, you know what I'm saying?!?

Celebratory laugh for the success of the rating system
Area Code by DopeDickReynolds January 18, 2013
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Area Code 

-A complex rating system that guys use when their girls are around with area codes.
-With many various, you can get creative with it and never get caught up..
-But no two girls should have the same number in the same night, otherwise you get them mixed up
First Number: Face 1-9
Second Number: Body 1-9
Third Number: Would you Smash? 1=yes 2=no

thus making an area code

"whats up with that 781 from the other night?"
Area Code by jaecue January 14, 2008

Area Code 

1. Numeric telephone coding commonly associated with geographical location usually consisting of three digits for the United States. Typically only necessary for long distance and international calls, and when calling from some mobile phones.

2. Same as above, except tattooed or self printed on one's clothing, on the off chance that that you might meet someone out of town who might have memorized the national area code listings and go "huh... how 'bout that?"
1. The area code for the greater Tucson, Arizona area is 520.

2. The area code for New York City, "212" is glue gunned on the back of my hoodie. Represent!
Area Code by Cactustastic January 25, 2011

area code 

the act of pelvic thrusting in one's general direction.
dude! man! don't area code in my general direction! whore!
area code by area codee June 29, 2006

Area Code System 

Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).
Megan Fox is my dream girl, using the area code system, she's a total 919!
Area Code System by mikeywizzle August 12, 2008

Area Code Hoe

A female who has screw'd everyone in her area code or surrounding area codes.
Bitch ain't nothing but an Area Code Hoe!!!!
Area Code Hoe by Noelle "The Red" September 23, 2010

Area Code O'clock 

When your area code is the time.
Jake: Dude, what time is it, I don't have my watch.

Coop: It's Area Code O'clock.

Jake: Okay, it's 5:13, thanks bud.
Area Code O'clock by Xavier#1 March 17, 2010