Are You Done? 

The best comeback for people who pretend to be burnt out.

Use this comeback if you are bipolar and are ignorant of the world outside of online trash talk.

1:"Are you done? You get no head."
2:"Who do you get head from?"
1:"Shut up Brett"

Are You Done? by TomSilva September 10, 2010

are you done? 

an expression used by those who do not have any other comebacks because of their lack of creativity. they end up just sounding like a big DOUCHE. the only person who can get away with saying "are you done" is Mr. Kruger from Seinfeld.

Person 1: "Hey, how are you?"
Person 2: "Are you done?"
Person 1: "FUCK YOU YOU'RE A DOUCHE. now i'm done."

are you done? by ttthhhaaattt gggiiirrrlll March 5, 2009

Who are you, and what have you done with 

Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.

The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.

Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"

Who are you, and what have you done with by Yogi Bhajan February 26, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012