Arternity 

To go beyond forever.

Odelle: Do you promise arternity for me?
Silvertia: Of course I do, silly.

Arternity by Kyhin September 21, 2019

Absternity 

Another term for oyster.

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”

Absternity by cringe terminator June 6, 2019

Ardernity 

is that the time between the announcement of an announcement for the intention to make an actual decision.

This is going to feel like an ardernity

Ardernity by Pseudonym-69 March 20, 2022

Ardernite

Person who follows the decrees of the New Zealand Dictator Jacinda Ardern with blind loyalty and mindless devotion.

Captain’s Log, Stardate 041121.532

We are now in day 79 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.

Ardernite by Kiwi Brian November 3, 2021

Ardernity 

The period of time between Jacinda Ardern making an announcement about an announcement and actually announcing her decision.

Person 1: Jacinda just announced in her Monday press conference that there will be an announcement on vaccine mandates on Wednesday

Person 2: Wow, why do we have to wait for an Ardernity? Why can't she just tell us now?

Ardernity by Ardernity March 21, 2022

Adernity 

The period of time waited for New Zealand's Labour Government to make a decision and initiate action on a topic. Often experienced when an announcement for an announcement has occured.

It sure seems like an adernity since Labour made those election promises, are they still working on the 10,000 homes for New Zealanders?

Adernity by TheKiwiConnection March 20, 2022

An Ardernity 

Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.

An Ardernity by MsKittycatmeow March 20, 2022