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Coined by VoteForTheWorst.com, an Archtard is a person who has spontaneous orgasms when thinking about David Archuleta. They dream of marrying David Archuleta, and their main argument is that 'you're all just jealous'.
David Cook Fan: Season 7 was the last good season.

David Archuleta Fan: Nuh-uh! It was good until David Cook won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT HE SHAVE?????????

David Cook: Luls. Archtard.

David Archuleta Fan: JEALOUSY! RACISM MAYBE! UMMMMM........ JEALOUSY!!!!! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKISH FUCK SHIT!

David Cook Fan: You're cool.

David Archuleta Fan: Forserious?

DCF: No.

DAF: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Archtard by LULSMOMMA April 21, 2010
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Architard 

A person who believes they are highly skilled in residential or commercial design, when more likely, they one I.Q. point away from selling paint at Home Depot.
When you see a house or building that is ugly beyond comprehension, you might say "Uck! Who was the architard on that one, Frank Lloyd Wrong?!"
Architard by Mr. RFL August 14, 2006
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arch-tard 

An employee who works at Mcdonalds, the type who doesn't understand English.
"I went to get some fries, and the arch-tard messed up my order.."
arch-tard by Arne Sunassem August 22, 2007
1) A terrified, low skilled player that can never grasp the concept that Arc Raiders being not just about PVE, but also, PVP.

2) Negotiating every match while in the act to be "nice" just to collect junk, to craft parts for their other friends.
Looting & shooting Arc's is one thing. But the concept of looting & shooting other people in game is forbidden. Nothing but a bunch of low tiered Arctard(s) with zero skills to extract with greater loot.
Arctard by King Demon X212 January 23, 2026
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