arch-tard

An employee who works at Mcdonalds, the type who doesn't understand English.

"I went to get some fries, and the arch-tard messed up my order.."

by Arne Sunassem August 22, 2007

Archtard

Coined by VoteForTheWorst.com, an Archtard is a person who has spontaneous orgasms when thinking about David Archuleta. They dream of marrying David Archuleta, and their main argument is that 'you're all just jealous'.

David Cook Fan: Season 7 was the last good season.

David Archuleta Fan: Nuh-uh! It was good until David Cook won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT HE SHAVE?????????

David Cook: Luls. Archtard.

David Archuleta Fan: JEALOUSY! RACISM MAYBE! UMMMMM........ JEALOUSY!!!!! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKISH FUCK SHIT!

David Cook Fan: You're cool.

David Archuleta Fan: Forserious?

DCF: No.

DAF: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LULSMOMMA April 21, 2010