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Archibal 

An extremely classy name, given to only the best of the best. Most associate people with this name as a very kind and intellectual individual. People with this name are perceived as very respectable and goodhearted individuals.
"Hey, have you sen that new kid? Archibal?"
"Yeah, his name sounds so upper class and fancy."
Archibal by Bakers Dozen June 15, 2013
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Archibald 

A gaslighter who can't fight face to face.
Archibald can't say sorry. Grow up
Archibald by Brute99 July 30, 2023

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera 

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".
Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

Archivalist 

A combination of the words Archivist and Survivalist.

Used to denote someone who hordes information that may help in any random situation, much like a survivalist makes preparations for widespread catastrophe.
Person A: Why do you have e-books on Lockpicking, Herbal remedies, Helicopter Piloting and 1000 other random subjects?

Person B: I'm an archivalist....I can't help it.
Archivalist by RavensBane March 1, 2011

Nate Archibald 

Girl 1: Are you watching gossip girl tonight?

Girl 2: Of course. If I didn't, I wouldn't get to see Nate Archibald. And my life wouldn't be complete.
Nate Archibald by Boycrazierthanyou December 30, 2012

Nate Archibald 

A character from the novel series and (once) popular teen show "Gossip Girl". Nate is a perfectly good-looking preppy and known as the "golden boy" of the Upper East Side. He was with girlfriend Blair Waldorf "since kindergarten", but ever since childhood he secretly harbors feelings for Blair's bff, Serena Van Der Woodsen whom he believes is breathtakingly beautiful but insecure. He shared a sordid one night stand before her departure. His secret love for Serena is like an usual habit, although they aren't together.

Sadly, the Nate-Serena-Blair love triangle isn't mentioned too much in the show, while it's the main storyline in the books. More sadly, Nate is getting written off the main plots due to unkown reasons, while he's the main male role in the books.
A: Chuck Bass is hot, so I think Ed Westwick is hot...
B: Look, in real life Ed isn't Chuck. But Chace Crawford and Nate Archibald are both REALLY hot!

A: I love Chair!
B: I love SereNate!
Nate Archibald by Gossip Baby October 6, 2012

The Archibald 

You shave off your pubes, put them in a bag and put it in your back pocket. Then when you are rooting a chick, you pull out, squirt all over her face, pull out your bag and throw your pubes on her face
ohh yesss yesss, turn around turn around, ohhh *blows on her face*, *pulls out bag throws pubes on her face*, no she looks like The Archibald guy with that beard.
The Archibald by Brady#69 February 5, 2009
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