Archivalist 

A combination of the words Archivist and Survivalist.

Used to denote someone who hordes information that may help in any random situation, much like a survivalist makes preparations for widespread catastrophe.

Person A: Why do you have e-books on Lockpicking, Herbal remedies, Helicopter Piloting and 1000 other random subjects?

Person B: I'm an archivalist....I can't help it.

Archivalist by RavensBane March 1, 2011

Archivist

a tired man who gets bullied by the world. occasionally can also be a badass old lady

"Archivist! /derogatory"

Archivist by spirallarti September 12, 2022

Archivist

An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.

Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.

Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.

Archivist by Cynic April 30, 2014

Noe Archiviste 

The finest fucking man to ever exist and is married to Anastasia B*****. He’s booty is so juicy and he’s so fragile and delicate yet he can break yo back in seconds. Don’t get him angry unless you on yo period and got lots of blood to spare.

“Oh my god. Is that Noe Archiviste? He is so hot-“
SHHH OMG DONT SAY THAT HES ANASTASIAS MAN THEY DONT PLAY LIKE THAT

Noe Archiviste by Noes soulmate ❤️ August 14, 2021

archivist

Someone who records and archives things they come across. Can be done with projects paper magic spells etc.

"Dude, i think my friend is an archivist."

archivist by Shade Jackman January 11, 2015

archivist

An archivist is a nice name for male secretary. When a male secretary is embarrassed of their profession and they try to pretend they aren't giving coffee to a boss, they call themselves archivists.

That Stephen Harty CLAIMS to be an archivist.

archivist by vinceismyboss March 21, 2010

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023