Arborism

Act of working with trees under the table to maximize milking the government of all the free benefits possible .

Lance is guilty of arborism.

Arborism by Tskyfox6969 November 3, 2018

Arborist 

1) A person who discriminates againist trees. 2) Some one who hates on trees because their trees.

Friend 1 " Man, all these trees look alike"
Friend 2 "your such a arborist"

Those lazy good for nothing trees taking up all my good CO2 that I worked hard to make, I was born an arborist and I will die an arborist. (when you burn a wooden cross at a tree lovers place it has a double meaning)

Arborist by DVS Lee September 1, 2013

Arborist 

A stereotype held by golfers when they lose their golf ball next to a tree but can't remember which one because "they all look alike"

Hey, Mike which tree did your ball land next to?

Dude I don't know, they all look alike.

Wow man, that's so arborist of you.

Arborist by Glazanis October 20, 2015

Dirty arborist

When having intercourse with a girl and you pull out and ejaculate on her face chest or back after cutting trees all day, then you run your fingers through your hair and sprinkle her with sawdust

Verb. I took this girl back to my place after work today and gave her the dirty arborist. She loved it.

Dirty arborist by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026