The most SEXIEST man on earth who is most likely running from the irs he has the most voluptuous a$$ I wanna kiss and is so hot that I actually scream every time I see him.
The best psychic of the 21st century!! Haunted? Cursed? Sore muscles? Come down to spirits and such consultation office! Mob! Make tea! Serizawa! Answer the phone!
-serizawa: “it’s the IRS”
-Reigen Arataka: “HANG UP”
“I met the best psychic in the world yesterday, Reigen Arataka…”
man… when i tell you this mf will make you cum in one look i mean that shi,he is the hottest fucking man to walk the genshin earth. did i mention that he also has the biggest yogurt slinger? i don’t think i did. oh and arataki itto has the biggest yogurt slinger! yeah,anyways he should like rlly give me his kids
person 1: yo?? it’s that one guy named arataki itto!! the one that makes you cum instantly with his looks!! *cums*
Aretta is a very cute and loving girl you can trust her with anything.She usually has a very curved body and nice booty. Yes she is a fighter and will probably beat your ass. She is very loyal and kind best friend. When she is sad be sure to give her chocolate and call her beautiful. She is a pure joy to be around and does her best to make your day better even at the expense of herself. She is there for you and will not snitch on you no matter what. She is a total girl of her word.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!