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Aretta is a very cute and loving girl you can trust her with anything.She usually has a very curved body and nice booty. Yes she is a fighter and will probably beat your ass. She is very loyal and kind best friend. When she is sad be sure to give her chocolate and call her beautiful. She is a pure joy to be around and does her best to make your day better even at the expense of herself. She is there for you and will not snitch on you no matter what. She is a total girl of her word.
Aretta got cake for days -Johnna
by therealSM87 February 13, 2018
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Aretta is a very cute and loving girl you can trust her with anything.She usually has a very curved body and nice booty. Yes she is a fighter and will probably beat your ass. She is very loyal and kind best friend. When she is sad be sure to give her chocolate and call her beautiful. She is a pure joy to be around and does her best to make your day better even at the expense of herself. She is there for you and will not snitch on you no matter what. She is a total girl of her word.
Aretta got cake for days -Johnna
by therealSM87 February 13, 2018
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Usually fat and mannish. Arettas are known for having a million kids and brown hair usually. If you encounter am Aretta run before she mistakes you for a hotdog, or worse one of her friends. At first the Aretta will seem friendly but over time, she will become uglier and uglier (a reverse nanny McPhee) and she will soon treat you like a pile of poop. Run away from them at all costs
I befriended an Aretta once, man she was ugly but I gave her a chance. Never again.
Aretta sure was a whore but her millions of kids were nice, for the most part
by Thunderthighs29 July 16, 2017
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