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Bench Questing 

The utilization of a portable, double wide lawn chair for couples to either people watch and/or canoodle in non traditional urban and rural locations.
“Honey, do you have free to time today? I have the urge to do some bench questing in front of Chuck E. Cheese’s today.”
Bench Questing by Love Ambassadors December 30, 2021

Questing 

The act of pursuing a person of sexual interest. Almost always with the intention of scoring a hook up.
Dude, John's been questing on her ass all night.

AustinGoldGod 

A 20 year old man who plays on his computer all day in his mom's basement and blames everything that happens to him on devs.
Dude your being such a "austingoldgod"
AustinGoldGod by DJMoonMan June 16, 2016

Arresting-Bitch-Face 

1. Having a face so ugly you should be arrested for it.

2. When Mahi gets it all wrong in a team meeting.
Mahi called the cops to deal with Anouska's Arresting-Bitch-Face..
Arresting-Bitch-Face by Mahi-ism October 9, 2014

aquestion 

a question as one word instead of two words
"that aquestion"
aquestion by jaxbrokenheart December 23, 2002

questing for positivity 

Scrolling through social media to find a bit of joy to brighten our lives.
I had such a bad day at work I spent an hour questing for positivity just so I could destress.
questing for positivity by Dulced November 2, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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